Jordan Wedding Watch: 2 Days to go!
That stupid piece of UK trash Jordan and her tits are set to walk down the aisle this Saturday in England. But there's more trouble! She has invited loads of celebs and many of them are turning down her invitation. This has her freaked out, because she promised a UK magazine that there would be loads of stars. The stupid mag paid the idiot $2 Million!
Charlotte Lurch was due to sing, but pulled out at the last minute. Shane Richie, Simon Cowell, Denise Van Outen and Davina McCall have also turned down her invite.
Shane Richie said: "I'd rather get my tits caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan's wedding, to be honest, I don't even know them."
A source said: "It's a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them. But the fact is she doesn't really have many celebrity mates.
"Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it's going to be really embarrassing for her."
Poor Jordan! If the bitch was smart (which she isn't) she would call Posh and tell her that Vanity Fair Magazine wants her for their cover and just her! Then that stupid bitch Posh would show up and the photogs would go crazy! God Jordan, this isn't brain surgery! Put in a tape of Dynasty and start your scheming!