Jordan the children's designer!
My current favorite Jordan is planning to design her own children's line for big kids. Why? Because her son Harvey suffers from a hormone imbalance that makes him grow faster than usual. He currently wears clothes for 12-year-olds. Harvey is hot shit and you bitches better not talk bad about his ass! Ok you can.
Jordan said: "Harvey is really hard to buy for because he needs stuff for 12-year-olds. The problem is, a lot of it isn't suitable for him. So I have to do a lot of hunting around. We're not the only family with this problem, which is why I'd like to have a go at designing some clothes. I think it's something that could really take off."
Yes Jordan is to blame for Harvey's condition, because she drugged and boozed her way through pregnancy but she's still a saint! Viva Saint Jordan!