Jordan the Actress!
Michael K has introduced me to the wonderful world of Jordan, so wasn't I surprised when I was watching my favorite TV show, Footballers Wives, and that bitch shows up! She appears at Harley and Shannon's wedding and acts like a fucking slut (Note: This TV wedding is NOT as classy as her real wedding, which Michael K has chronicled). She grabs her tits and tells Shannon that her boobs are the best thing that ever happened to her. All while wearing a fucking tiara! Move over Meryl Streep, Jordan is in town!
Here is Jordan with the glamorous and sophisticated TANYA TURNER