Finally some TomKat news!
I've been waiting in anticipation on any kind of news from those twin crazies and now we finally have some. Not much, but it's something. Katie Holmes will take on Tom Cruise's name when she marries the fool. Both of Tom's ex-wives kept their maiden names when they married him. But Katie is getting paid more, so she'll change her name professional and personally to Katie Cruise.
A source close to the couple said: "Tom calls her Kate, so he suggested she start going by that professionally. The surname change is something old-fashioned Holmes has always been keen on."
Katie will also have a 9-inch penis permanently attached for Mr. Cruise's pleasure.