Paula Abdul won't be dancing!
Paula Abdul was due to make several appearances on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance. But now she won't be, because she's too busy molesting Idol contestants. She's actually too busy promoting the Idol DVD and working on the new season. So she is back for more American Idol? Last time I checked there were talked about firing her ass.
Producers said: "respect Paula's decision to step away." "We wish her all the best and look forward to working with her soon,"
And they are breathing a sigh of relief, because all the boys in the cast are safe now. From her anyway.