Please don't kill our Hollywood Starlets!
The New York Post is reporting that one year after 9/11 Osama Bin Laden tried to buy massive amounts of cocaine, spike it with poison and sell it to Americans.
The evil plot failed when the Colombian drug lords bin Laden approached decided it would be bad for their business - and, possibly, for their own health, according to law-enforcement sources familiar with the Drug Enforcement Administration's probe of the aborted transaction. The feds were told of the scheme earlier this year, but its existence had never been made public. The Post has reviewed a document detailing the DEA's findings in the matter, in addition to interviewing sources familiar with the case.
Thank God this didn't happen! If it did, Hollywood would basically be wiped out. We would all be attending HoHan's funeral! Jesus saved HoHan!
[Front Page Magazine]