The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!
Psycho Chick: Lindsay, please please dye your hair back to deep tomato red like this sweater I am wearing! I am speaking on behalf of the Herbie Fan Gurls and we will follow you around until you ditch the blonde do! Don't you recognise me? I am your biggest fan. See my bracelet? Its made from all your baby teeth...I won them on E-bay! I care about you!
Lindsay (interior to herself): Just looking at this bitch is appetite suppressant enough and beyond that her breath smells like corn dogs. Just gotta play it cool til my security team rolls up. Plus I told my dad if he wanted to tag along tonight cuz we're trying to work things out, he should lay low and blend into the walls. Didn't know he take the wallpaper motif so literally...gah...where is my dealer??! This sucks. - Orchide