Kevin Bacon and his wife Kyra Sedgwick recently added a dog to their family, but Kevin has become paranoid that the dog will bite his nuts off! Kevin finds that Pauly’s love for chew toys is a bit concerning.
Kyra said: Sedgwick says, "(Pauly) loves to catch frisbees and catch balls and he loves rubber chew toys. And Kev, knowing this, whenever he's walking around naked, always says, 'This is not a rubber chew toy,' for fear that the dog might get confused.
"I've always thought, 'Honey, what is it with boys and that?' They think everyone wants it!
"I thought he was unduly paranoid about it and then one day he was playing with the dog - thankfully he had on a bathing suit - and at one point the dog put his head in his lap and I heard Kev scream and say, 'That is not a rubber chew toy!' I guess he got a little confused."
I can feel his pain, it’s just weird being naked around a dog period! You feel like they are staring at you with disgust or lust. One of those and it’s just creepy!