The CAPTION THIS Contest! WINNER!!!
You all were really fucking hilarious. But the winner is...
"Ay dios mio! Senorita Hatcher, my arm eez getting muy tired from so many horrible hours of umbrella carrying! Por favor senorita, may i pleez rest un momento?"
"You so much as break stride Consuela, and I will have your alien ass deported faster than you can say chicken chalupa."
"Ay dios mio!"
-somewhatdead (but of course)