The White Trash News
A man in Kentucky (only in Kentucky) has been arrested for driving drunk while riding a horse! Millard Drwyer (again only in Kentucky) was pulled over by a cop (not a horse) as he tried to steer his horse around the corner. Millard confessed to drinking a 12 pack of beer.
He was charged with DUI. Millard didn't think this was fair: "If they can charge you with something for being on an animal like that it shouldn't be DUI. Because a horse has a mind of its own,"