Posh Ain't Starving Herself!
The most gorgeous woman in the world, Posh Spice has denied that she's going on a crash diet after giving birth to her 3rd son, Cruz Beckham. Reports were that the bitch was starving herself and she wasn't leaving the house, because she was embarassed that she had a fat ass! Her spokeswoman said: "She hasn't been on a mad diet. She has been working really hard in the gym and feels great. "The aim of any new mum is to fit into a pair of pre-pregnancy jeans and Victoria is delighted to do that. But she is keen for other young mums to know she has not been on a crazy diet. It's about healthy eating."
In England, "working really hard in the gym" means "taking diet pills and diet coke."