"Lestat" the Musical
This sounds like a bad SNL skit. But Elton John will bring his musical version of Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat to San Francisco in 2005 to make way for a Broadway engagement. Lestat "is the lush and rich story of a man who escapes the tyranny of his oppressive family only to have his life taken from him. Thrust into the seductive and sensual world of an immortal vampire, Lestat tries to reconcile his innate sense of good with his primal need to exist."
Who says that theater is dead? (sarcastically)