Star Jones: The Beginning of the End
"My name is Star Jones and I will take over the world!"
It seems that the Powers-That-Be at E! Network are fucking pissed at Star Jones. Ratings for her red carpet specials aren't exactly peachy. They apparently are telling that bitch Star to up the ante or they will have to go their separate ways! Star kisses so much fucking ass it's disgusting! I don't want to see a slug suck ass! I want Joan back! Let's petition for Joan back! We want Joan!!!!!