Happy Birthday Wishes!
We here at the D-List must give our thanks and gratitude every now and then to those special in our lives. Well, my assistant/housekeepeer/confidante is celebrating a very special day today! It is his finally his 22nd birthday. He's been looking forward to this for a while because the number 22 like means something special to him or something. Anyway, Happy Birthday to my favorite asshole in the entire world!
Unfortunately due to a certain molestation trial concerning a certain popstar, we've cut his eyes out for his own protection!